Yes Miz, it's true, creamy lime chicken is the only thing i know how to cook still. I mean, naturally, over the years i've added my own lil touches, re modified if you will, but the concept, the basics remain the same. Here's my secret fear, i really dwell on it er'day...what the heck am i gonna do bout feedin my chillins(children)? Im super cereal! I worry and even James has so delicately danced around the subject. I mean, honestly, how long can a kid live off of creamy lime chicken and kraft mac n' chee? I swears, all my good friends (Loni, Siner, Miz, Sister (Melody), Nono and prolly Megan) are domestimicated. I hold you all personally responsible for not teaching me. I know, I know, some of have tried, bless your hearts, but you didn't try hard enough! And now look at me! Knocked up, clueless and fearful of someone calling CPS on me for malnourishing my kids. Oh well, we can only be who we are and we shouldn't change to accommodate others and must remain true to ourselves. Sorry future baby, I am who I am, don't try to change me. And as for you Miz, I hold you personally responsible for not teaching me your freakish chef ways. You had your chance and you blew it! Well, except for teaching me creamy lime chicken of course... best recipe ever!
P.S. I'd like to give a shout out to my mom, i know she'll read this and pitch a fit because she spent half my life trying to teach me to cook and complained to anyone that would listen how i refused to learn. So, sorry moms, you did your best.
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Well, you've got quite a while before you have to worry about it! :) You have nursing, baby food, & finger food to go through before you have to start cooking. By then you'll be a pro! All I can say is kraftfoods.com is the best website for meal ideas & is yummy/easy. I believe in you! Your mom will be so proud!
ReplyDeleteDr. Miz has just the prescription for you.... I am calling for immediate action. Watch 2 hours of food network daily. Take notes! Write down ideas and try them out on your husband. I recommend Rachel Ray, although i hate her more than i have ever hated another human being she dumbs things down just enough for a lay person like you to feel the confidence you need to make this work. You'll be amazed that someone with as little skill as she has created a multi million dollar empire by peddling slop food. Another good one would be everyday Italian... She's a hottie so that makes the show better. Tylers ultimate is the best show on the planet. Follow these instructions and you'll be on your way to culinary genius...... You can do it, i believe in you
ReplyDeleteOMG you are hilarious!!! Oks so FIRST, go on foodnetwork.com and just look around!!!!!!!!! Thats how I became "domesticated". haha... When i come in 2 weeks, I will teach you as much as i can!!! we can cook all day if you want!!! I love you!
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